Dispatch from the Front Line: Nuke the rich Ryerson graduates

On the rising risk of nuclear war, how Musk should spend his money, the renaming of a high sch — sorry, university — and a nasty CPC leadership race.

A screencap from 1983’s The Day After, by ABC.

Hello, Line readers!

We start with a note of apology — due to a technical failure this week, the file that contains our weekly dispatch meeting was bizarrely corrupted. Like, bizarrely. When intrepid Line editor Gurney began to edit it — that usually just means cleaning up the beginning and end and cutting …