Dispatch from the Front Lines: Don't you dare touch those lobsters, hurricane survivors

Social media meets sea food. The CPC's attack on the media continues (and a bit of LPC hypocrisy surfaces). Plus: Weed, Ukraine, and gigantic fake boobs.

Happy weekend, Line readers! Our poor Line editor Jen Gerson was struck down by strep throat this week, and Matt Gurney was off for a few days, so this week wasn't what we expected. But we're still glad to be here together for the weekly dispatch, and we think you're going to enjoy it. There's a lot to discuss.

A reminder of last week's announcement: we …