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Matt Gurney's avatar

Using "resistance is futile" repeatedly without a single explicit Borg reference is just Jen baiting me, everyone.

Dan's avatar

"The line must be drawn here! This far and no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!"

CoolPro's avatar

Wondered if that was passive-agressiveness at work.

Now confirmed.

There are four lights.

George Skinner's avatar

Kind of fits with other references the Americans have been making, doesn't it?

Trump posted that picture of a goose being tackled by an eagle, but didn't seem to know that the full video ends with the goose fighting back and the eagle giving up.

I've heard other Trump officials crowing that Canada is about to face America's Goliath, again apparently forgetting what become of Goliath in the end.

The Borg always declared that "Resistance Is Futile!", but ended up going extinct after antagonizing and threatening the "inferior" humans they sought to assimilate.

PJ Alexander's avatar

As a fellow Trekkie--it was well-played.

AY's avatar

Matt, what can Canada learn from Species 8472?

Matt Gurney's avatar

The weak must perish.

Chris Sigvaldason's avatar

Remember that when tens of thousands of Canadian workers are laid off over the coming months.

Matt Gurney's avatar

I will always remember the “Scorpion” two-part episode that kicked off Voyager’s fourth season.

Karl Johnsen's avatar

And me not making the obvious puerile joke at this juncture is indicative of my legendary discipline in the presence of a lady.

Mike Bird's avatar

Pour one out for our bro, Hugh. Resistance is not futile because Georgie does not wish it.

AJ's avatar

O what a piece of work is man!

Alastair Teale's avatar

We were all waiting for the Jen column this week given what's unfolded and this absolutely did not disappoint.

PJ Alexander's avatar

The comment about sangfroid related to sharpie markers and kiddie maps of Lake ONTARIO was spit-out-your tea satisfying. The sentence that included "Ivy League fraternity discard pile . . ." was also nice and chewy to read aloud, and effectively models the required collective spunk-snark to which you are referring. Thanks for the smile about the freaky news.

sji's avatar

I chewed slowly on those as well. Lovely.

Sharon Maude's avatar

Thanks for articulating what, I think, a lot of us are feeling. Doing the right thing has such value in its self. Standing up for integrity and good intentions is what we are made for. That is also what I personally respect most in a politician. I don't think PM Carney can do no wrong...who of us can claim that attribute? But I do think we are damn lucky he's here and standing up for all of us. We owe each other the same. Hoping there are some specific recommendations coming our way. Boycott American goods was one thing, but now we must support our own. Should hockey players buy two sticks this year instead of one? Local honey for sure! Check labels. Spend a little more for local produce! I would love a list of all the small ways each of us can help.

Michelle Marcotte's avatar

For specific details on how to resist through supporting our own, I highly recommend the videos and website of Tod Maffin. He is detailed, funny and committed.

Ray's avatar

And where there are no Canadian alternatives, I’ll be buying other than American, if I can.

Mexican lettuce, anyone? Hells ya.

Ryan H's avatar

Considering the cyclosporiasis outbreak appears to have come from lettuce of Mexican origin, this is probably not the best example to use!

Nobina Robinson's avatar

Fine writing, once again, Jen.

Ken Schultz's avatar

Jen does her best writing when she is emotional (deservedly, of course) about the subject.

Nobina Robinson's avatar

I too am emotional but cannot come close to being as articulate.

CoolPro's avatar

Generally agree.

Canada needs to play to its strengths as we resist.

For a smaller opponent to outlast / outrun a larger one, the following strategies can be employed:

Aysmmetric psyop attacks / strategic shrugs / non-reactions:

Here, I think Canada has many ways to annoy the US Administration and their increasingly shrinking support base in the American electorate. Certainly the liquor bans / boycotts have their attention. Our indifference to or clever mocking of the increasingly unhinged whining about how awful Canadians are, or the absolutely childish renaming of a lake, will play in our favour.

Solidarity - to a point:

I hate it that we must rally around a bunch of unprincipled pricks like the LPC, but frankly, this is a non-partisan issue. Even if Carney is full of himself and often full of something else, I must say he's ten times the political operator / communicator his predecessor PM was, and he's running circles around the unfortunate Leader of the Opposition. Having said that, we must leave room for dissenting opinions in our own country; they reveal the naive (who can be forgiven) and the traitorous swine (who should be encouraged to emmigrate to the USA).

Foreign allies:

Again, Carney has been doing this - I'd rather it was not with states like Saudi Arabia and China, but rather with Australia, New Zealand, the UK, France, Germany, and other European countries. We have to encourage them to resist as we are attempting to, and while doing so, set the frameworks in place for us to trade and defend ourselves as an alliance outside the USA, while leaving the door open for them to return to the allied fold in the increasingly dubious event the USA can purge themselves of their MAGA delusions of invicible grandeur.

Straining their will to continue while strengthening our own resolve not to yield:

Here is the toughest part - we have to dodge, weave, evade, even hide, and take economic hits to survive over months or even years while inflicting enough mosquito bites of our own. This will be the largest test of Canadian resolve.

Ultimately, I hope sanity some day returns to the USA, as they remain our most obvious trading partner to mutual advantage, but until there are sustained signs that has happened, we have to deal with the increasingly obvious evidence they are in late stage empire mode, and plan our future survival accordingly.

sji's avatar

I like almost every bit of this.

"I hate it that we must rally around a bunch of unprincipled pricks like the LPC."

Look, I have some PTSD over JT's hopeless incompetence, and harm to our county. But I've been similarly depressed by governments of every stripe at one time or another, so I struggle to accept these generalizations.

There's a dirty little secret that certain jobs attract some people for awful reasons. (Police is a great job if you love violence, absolute power.) And some of the attributes needed to get to the top come with stubborn, selfish people. Maybe we have to accept that the wrong people slip into politics because they loooooooove the environment. Maybe some cynical people use those people anyway, knowing how unqualified they are.

I put it to you that the tribe is not the problem, but tribalism might be. Our community is richer for the diversity of opinions, even the really stupid ones, lol. We ABSOLUTELY must be vigilant, find and eject the deaf, selfish idiots who serve themselves. There's lots in every party.

I don't believe Carney is one of them, btw. (Frankly, why the F would he do this when he could sit on a beach anywhere and read a good book.)

Watching Carney face Trump in pics reminds me of a very satisfying day when I fired a 350 lb American in Europe who earned 7 figures, charged him $12,000, and sent him home for an openly racist tirade against Muslims, triggered because he had to wait too long for a cab. I'm 5'8" and very fit.

Duane Bratt's avatar

Come on Jen. Rabbit? Road runner was just sitting there waiting to be used! Also, based on my in-depth knowledge of the cartoon (and forthcoming movie) as a child, it also makes a better metaphor!

Tom Steadman's avatar

Finally, Jen, we're back in agreement. However, a "win" will also include a better, more independent and lower victimhood country. I'd like Carney to announce "Operation Juno" as our economic vertical finger to Trump.

sji's avatar

"Lower victimhood" hell yeah, and nature is taking it's course. These ideas, like too many, were artificially outsized by the twitter pit toilet.

Todd Martin's avatar

Indeed resistance is not futile. Clearly we are focussing on resisting the blatant attempts by the Trump administration to vassal-ize Canada. But there is another direction of resistance we are badly in need of - namely, getting our own damned house in order, and resisting the self-sabotage that Canadians have inflicted upon themselves over the last decade, and, to a lesser extent, the decades before that one. Carney claims to be doing that, and for those who believe that he is progressing with sufficient rapidity, efficiency, and efficacy in that regard, here are some questions for you:

1. Remember all the hullabaloo about removal of inter-provincial trade barriers? How's that working out so far? How rapidly have we cured that particular self-inflicted wound?

2. We have a "Major Projects Office" with the specific (though unstated) objective of avoiding the absurd labyrinth of regulations that have constipated and resource-rich (but action poor) economy. Apart from press announcements, what has come out of that thus far?

3. Following from 2. above, how are we progressing on dismantling/streamlining that absurd labyrinth of constipating regulations such that we don't need a "Major Projects Office", and so do not have to rely on government choosing winner and loser projects (gee, what could go wrong with government making such decisions?)?

4. Canada's per capita productivity continues to flatline (at best). What regulatory and tax code changes have been implemented to fix, what the Bank of Canada Deputy Governor, during Trudeau's reign, termed a "break the glass emergency"? And sorry, cancelling the Trudeau/Freeland capital gains tax increase does not get any credit - you don't get any points for not doing incredibly stupid things.

5. How are we progressing on dismantling the absurd and archaic dairy supply management system, an irritant not just to the US, but most if not all of our other trading partners as well, not to mention Canadian grocery shoppers who must pay the absurdly high prices endemic to supply management? How many of the elbows up crowd bitching about grocery prices, and then declaring their unwavering support for supply management, understand the inherent lunacy of their conflicting positions?

I could go on but this list is sufficiently illustrative and depressing. I fear that progress on resistance against these self-inflicted wounds will be dismal to nonexistent. The focus instead will be on government supports for tariff-impacted industries and businesses. Important, yes, but for the love of all that is holy when the hell will we start addressing this litany of self-inflicted wounds, which over the long term have been, and will continue to be, more damaging that this trade war?

As Bob Dylan put it, "the answer is blowing in the wind".

Gerald Pelchat's avatar

Carney is using this trade war as a clever way to get us distracted from all of the things you mentioned that he has not addressed. I have a friend who, when an unpleasant question comes up, yells " Squirrel " and points over there. While I can see the merit in resistance and boycott, it goes nowhere in solving all of the self inflicted wounds you mentioned. This should be a two pronged campaign, and your analysis points to the second pronge, Todd.

As far as squirrels are concerned, see the upcoming Quebec by-election. I predict a magical turn of events after it is decided.

Deborah Jane Hotvedt's avatar

Nailed it Todd! And further, Carney is using this trade deal bull to obfuscate the points above that he has failed to correct or implement. It is truly amazing to me that so many people out there believe he is doing the right thing, but I guess if the media (and not just the Legacy media here, Line Editor) repeat a thing enough, the public will buy it! Too bad for Canada. BTW, had I the money, I too would be escaping to the US now, Jen...anyone want to donate to my Go Fund me page?

Kathy Sykes's avatar

It is a point in time that has happened over and over again. The end of a bloated crumbling corrupt empire. Rather uncomfortable having the front row seat for it.

Smith's avatar

Not confident Canada will be able to maintain a united front.

Too many folks eager to score domestic political points, too many folks eager to lick the boot, too many folks poisoned by parochial grievances, too many folks eager for a cudgel against their perceived tormentors, regardless of its shape or provenance.

Just check out the Line comments.

Megan's avatar

That was f*cking beautiful. I genuinely wept towards the end.

dennis mcconaghy's avatar

Does Carney have any "endgame" on this trade dispute with Trump?

Other than waiting him out, hoping for impeachment or imprisonment in 2027?

How much economic cost will Carney impose on Canada to preserve an Ontario auto industry?

An industry that Trump is dedicated to repatriate to the US?

Is it even an industry worth trying to preserve?

As usual, Carney is never transparent or forthright on that visceral question.

As well, Carney is so eager to defend supply management and "labelling/discoverability" for the sake of Quebec, oblivious to the costs they impose on Canadians, adding needless irritants to any trade negotiation with any US administration.

Canada is a deeply economically dysfunctional country.

Enjoying close to zero tariffs with the US for most of the last 40 years as been a singular achievement of economic rationality. Accomplished in the face of leftist resistance.

Carney has never relented in the imposition of extremist climate demands on Alberta - decarbonization mandates, open ended uncompetitive carbon taxes and fuel standards.

And yet fools like Kenney and Notley cannot even concede how antithetical the Carney regime has been to actually embracing greater oil sands production from Alberta.

Trump is a fool for the costs he has imposed on the world moving off a zero tariff trading environment.

Carney's response has been to date only to add cost to Canada. That is reality.

And for what? Defending Central Canada's uncompetitve, atrophying industries, while thwarting Alberta's economic futile.

Albertans should be thinking very deeply about all of this.

Not simply default to high risk "elbows up" reaction.

Rob Rowat's avatar

Like so many people, you mistakenly see this as a trade dispute. This is nothing of the sort. Trump has been quite clear about what he wants to achieve: subjugation of Canada to the US. This is what Carney is fighting against, not the auto sector.

It is people like you who are trying to turn this into a regional issue within Canada. All economic activity in Canada contributes to Canada’s economic health and Carney undoubtedly knows this better than you.

dennis mcconaghy's avatar

Some more than others

While some have special , very dubious rights while less economic contribution

Canada is deeply dysfunctional

sji's avatar

"Canada is a deeply economically dysfunctional country."

Our bonds are now a full point lower than U.S. bonds. Do you know why?

It's not the first time a few mouth-breathers with something personal to gain made a whole province pay for their ignorance, but it will fail, and at least the majority won't be stuck in the U.S., circling a financial bowl. Hopefully the few will move. We are truly better off without them.

Ken Schultz's avatar

Dennis, as to your thought about MC wanting to preserve an Ontario auto industry .... Hopeless? Don't know.

Yes, DJT wants to re-shore a whole lot of jobs "lost" to other countries and that very much includes the auto industry. Prior to 1965, when the Auto Pact was signed, Canada had it's own relatively small auto industry. It was, of course, dominated entirely by the big three but they produced vehicles for the Canadian market. Pretty well all cars sold here were entirely Canadian built, usually (somewhat) identical to US models but at a far higher cost to consumers than an analogous US model.

In those days you could buy a US model in the US and import it but the Canadian tariffs were notable (notably high, that is).

So, is that the future that DJT wants for Canada? Truly, I don't think that he has thought about it that far except to want all vehicles sold in the US to be built in the US. To me, I expect that we would not go back to the pre-1965 basis but would, instead, import just a whole lot of Japanese and Korean built vehicles. And, of course, courtesy of MC, Chinese vehicles.

sji's avatar

"lost" = every manufacturer in the U.S. chose a pricing advantage by choosing lower labour rates in 3rd world countries. It was cheaper to manufacture in countries with no indoor plumbing and ship across the Pacific.

The U.S. blames everyone else...? I mean, huh?

Ken Schultz's avatar

One other point, sji.

You excoriate the auto manufacturers for chasing lower labor rates. Fair enough but you also need to understand that for decades the Canadian auto industry survived with lower productivity than the US industry but that was made up by lower wage rates in Canada. So, nothing new there. Distressing, perhaps, but not new.

sji's avatar

Excoriate is a mischaracterization. I thought I was describing what happened with clarity. The point was this happened while all governments, of all stripes, were indifferent to the downstream suboptimal consequences.

On the topic of productivity, I think you need to define that. The reason Ford Oakville is awarded so much work is that the plant was retooled to higher tolerances than most US plants, has better QC, at a lower price. Maybe a 30% difference in the dollar was relevant?

Ken Schultz's avatar

You mention Ford Oakville and, yes, I have heard that the plant does high quality work.

On the other hand, you attributed [see? I avoided "excoriate"] a goodly part of the flood of manufacturers from the US to lower wages in other jurisdictions. You note the 30% (approximately) lower dollar so that certainly counts toward lower wage costs. Additionally, and tremendously importantly, the manufacturers don't have to pay healthcare costs as a separate line item in Canada. Both those things really, really reduce wage costs as compared to US costs. My point is, that Canada has been playing the "Wages are lower here!" game since the Autopact in 1965.

sji's avatar

Yes. Maybe this helps...

I'm not assigning a moral value to the process of off-shoring wages to gain a cost advantage, just describing a process. The reference to indoor plumbing was descriptive. The benefit of hindsight isn't an I-told-you-so lol... surely we see opportunities missed, to have helped members of the community change course. It was a seismic shift, from 1960s Whirlpool in Hamilton paying wages that paid for homes, to the rust belt. Seems like we wasted some resources, mainly lost workers.

Ken Schultz's avatar

"...The U.S. blames everyone else...?"

Wellllll ...... yessssss, but .... They do have a (limited, but real) point.

For example:

- the US prohibits child labor but that cheap labor is allowed in some countries

- the US "unreasonably" thinks workers should be paid properly

- the US, again, "unreasonably" thinks environmental rules are important

The truth is that there are good reasons to look offshore that simply aren't related to dodging reasonable rules but a lot of companies aren't interested in thinking about principles. So, in that respect, I feel that a lot of companies actually do need to be brought up short.

sji's avatar

Sure, yes. When the jobs purge happened in the U.S. 1970s - 90s (and Canada) I remember thinking... ok, we let the market be the market, but consequences? No appetite for intervention at the time; very little discussion about possible downsides.

Related, it's kinda funny to vilify the Chinese (who oppress their people in the worst ways) for being powerful when we handed them the tools, money, experience... sent our engineers to show them how to get it right.

Ken Schultz's avatar

As I recall, it was Marx who said that capitalists would sell the Communists the rope by which the capitalists would be hung, so, same, same.

sji's avatar

Yes! lol.

The key to the capitalism marxism debate is that human bias, self-interest in decision making is the issue to be managed.

Marxism is a weak system relying on humans directly to distribute resources (a small committee of thoughtful people, using data... lol!) We shouldn't trust them.

Capitalism is a stronger system that separates humans from the distribution of resources by one order, at least.

In both cases SOME humans do what they can to corrupt it for their own ends, and they succeed, but there's no self-correction built into Marxism. It's totalitarian. You're just fucked with no hope.

Demetre Deliyanakis's avatar

I am still hoping that I can get BC wine here in Ontario at the LCBO.

The proposed 25% tariffs on heavy truck exports will make it difficult to reopen the Ford plant in Oakville, which is supposed to build F-250s, and the GM plant in Oshawa, which makes Chevy Silverados.

The reduction from 25 to 15% for cars would help keep the Toyota & Honda plants open.

If there is no deal, all the plants are at risk of closing.

The federal government should consider eliminating the GST on cars produced in Canada.

Geoff Olynyk's avatar

God damn, this is going to be an all-timer.

(As an aside, what is with the Twitter / comment-dregs slurs that Jen is thinking of moving to the U.S.? I assume there’s no truth there)

Line Editor's avatar

My husband does a lot of work in the U.S., and the idea of a Line that is more U.S./Canada focused is an idea we are batting around - simply because we think there's a business opportunity there in the current environment. So, yeah, in all honestly, not ruling out a move to DC. Or Toronto. Or Ottawa. But the decision hasn't been made. JG

Geoff Olynyk's avatar

Ah, interesting, thanks for the details and the honesty.

Edit: I lived in the U.S. for five years myself, no judgement on what has to be done for one’s own family financial situation, but if you stop writing articles like this it’ll be a bit of heartbreak for all of us.

Line Editor's avatar

(And I wouldn't stop writing articles like this. Right now we just don't have enough people dedicated to the U.S. Canada file, and I actually think neither country is well served by that. JG)

Line Editor's avatar

Yeah, in all honestly, it's a decision we're struggling with. I think there's a way for me to be of use to Canada from DC, and that's the way I would think of it. But we're also not enormously excited by the prospect of raising kids in America. JG

sji's avatar

DC is not the easiest place unless you're rich. Can be quite dangerous.

You could send some pics of Anacortes.... Canadians don't appreciate how bad some cities look.

Line Editor's avatar

Yeah, we wouldn't be living in the urban core or anything like that. Problem is neither Toronto nor Ottawa is cheap, either. JG

sji's avatar

Oh. Beware of the commute. Calgary is liveable.

I know so many Americans who would read your words with gratitude and enthusiasm. You would be an asset for Canada there, and you can help Matt see the place with clarity. (a dig; I'm weak.) Also, the immersion is healthy for a Canadian.

I had relatives working at the Canadian embassy, living in Foggy Bottom, a friend at Rand Corp... spend as much time at the embassy as you can. It's cool. Some neat people.

CoolPro's avatar

I believe I predicted this months ago.

I understand the motivations, but I sincerely hope you don't leave us.

We need you.

Line Editor's avatar

Aww. Thank you. If I do move, I'll explain my reasons and motivations. :) JG

Demetre Deliyanakis's avatar

Could you get a Visa to live & work in the USA?

Jen Gerson's avatar

Probably. Always a bit of a crapshoot.

Demetre Deliyanakis's avatar

One of my friends from Montreal got an EB Visa in 2013 after agreeing to invest $500K in a franchised Auto Transmission garage in Florida. He had to agree to employ at least two Americans. It took 13 years for his green card to be approved. One of his now-adult children still hasn't been approved for a green card due to her disabilities.

Overall, they are much happier & wealthier living in Florida rather than Montreal, where they owned a garage.

It's harder to get visas since Trump was re-elected.

Patrick Kelly's avatar

Well written indeed.

Douglas Moffat's avatar

What’s beautiful article. Thank you.

Doug Moffat, East Lansing MI, by way of Winnipeg