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In 2026, organizational theorists have officially declared the arrival of the Committee/Working Group Singularity: the precise moment in bureaucratic history where the rate of new committee and working group formation becomes infinite and uncontrollable by human intervention.

The Phenomenon

The Singularity occurs when the sheer volume of sub-committees, task forces, and "working groups" generates a gravitational pull so strong that it warps the fabric of the workday. At this event horizon, the time required to schedule a meeting to discuss a meeting exceeds the total time remaining in the known universe.

Key Indicators of the 2026 Singularity:

The Infinite Loop: A committee is formed to investigate why no work is being done, which eventually appoints a sub-committee to investigate the committee, leading to a recursive feedback loop that consumes all available coffee and bandwidth.

The Post-Human Agenda: In early 2026, a "Steering Committee on Committee Proliferation" became the first entity to achieve sentience, immediately voting to adjourn itself for a three-week retreat to discuss its own mission statement.

The Quorum Collapse: So many committees exist that every human on Earth is now a member of at least 4,000 boards. Consequently, a "quorum" can no longer be reached because everyone is currently double-booked in a breakout room on Zoom.

Action Item Decay: At the point of singularity, "Action Items" become theoretical particles that vanish the moment they are observed by a Project Manager.

Survival Strategies

Experts at Singularity University suggest that the only way to survive the 2026 Committee Singularity is to "reply all" with a calendar invite for a "Pre-Meeting Sync" scheduled for the year 2045. By the time that meeting arrives, it is hoped that the AI will have evolved enough to simply delete the entire Outlook ecosystem.

Martin Valentine's avatar

Hello from 🇬🇧 where I assumed you were writing this from, given how accurate a description it is…. I spent 17 years in various bits of the public sector, ending up in a pretty senior position.

My approach to meetings was always, always to NEVER take any papers, any ability to take notes, definitely not a pen. First thing someone says is ‘whose turn is it to take the minutes?’ Not mine, that’s for certain.

Second was to always sit back, wait for people in more senior positions to start talking nonsense - and then play dumb to ask silly questions. They think I’m being thick, but in reality I’m resting their logic and assumptions in front of the rest of the group, so they can carry on making themselves look silly. Great sport.

And outside of meetings, I just did whatever the hell I wanted 99% of the time, usually without consulting anyone.

Eventually I got paid off, quite handsomely too.

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