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In 2026, organizational theorists have officially declared the arrival of the Committee/Working Group Singularity: the precise moment in bureaucratic history where the rate of new committee and working group formation becomes infinite and uncontrollable by human intervention.

The Phenomenon

The Singularity occurs when the sheer volume of sub-committees, task forces, and "working groups" generates a gravitational pull so strong that it warps the fabric of the workday. At this event horizon, the time required to schedule a meeting to discuss a meeting exceeds the total time remaining in the known universe.

Key Indicators of the 2026 Singularity:

The Infinite Loop: A committee is formed to investigate why no work is being done, which eventually appoints a sub-committee to investigate the committee, leading to a recursive feedback loop that consumes all available coffee and bandwidth.

The Post-Human Agenda: In early 2026, a "Steering Committee on Committee Proliferation" became the first entity to achieve sentience, immediately voting to adjourn itself for a three-week retreat to discuss its own mission statement.

The Quorum Collapse: So many committees exist that every human on Earth is now a member of at least 4,000 boards. Consequently, a "quorum" can no longer be reached because everyone is currently double-booked in a breakout room on Zoom.

Action Item Decay: At the point of singularity, "Action Items" become theoretical particles that vanish the moment they are observed by a Project Manager.

Survival Strategies

Experts at Singularity University suggest that the only way to survive the 2026 Committee Singularity is to "reply all" with a calendar invite for a "Pre-Meeting Sync" scheduled for the year 2045. By the time that meeting arrives, it is hoped that the AI will have evolved enough to simply delete the entire Outlook ecosystem.

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In my experience, now retired, the Prime Directive, is/was 'no errors', 'no misjudgments', 'no consultation missed' world in which, in particular, the public sector lives. Errors result in embarrassment and political pain, which must be avoided. Best way to do that is to annihilate each and every possible risk and 'take the time to do it right'. Of course, little gets done and despite all the effort, blunders happen with distressing frequency - hullo Phoenix Pay System.

As a generality, auditors, public sector or private, have no end of material on which to comment. We need to pay attention to the unpleasant truths thus revealed.

If we want efficiency and speed, we have to accept mistakes as part of the price. You cannot make everyone happy and accept it. And, we have to accept that some of our shibboleths need ignoring in order to get things done. Government can't do everything, so, for example, we need a mixed healthcare system with a robust role for insurance, private services and public services. That's what most of the world has and we might want to think about our increasingly disfunctions system. And on it goes...

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