Dispatch from the Front Line: Why the CPC voted against Super Bowl snacks

Look, the logic is clear: buying snacks results in taxes being paid, therefore, the Conservatives oppose snacks. Hang on, Michael Chong wants to clarify something.

For the record, putting olives on nachos should be met with summary execution, but it’s a stock image. What are ya gonna do?

Let’s get into this one quick, friends. We made a point of finishing it early because, frankly, we have a chili to make for tonight.

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Onto the dispatch!